A woman went to a walk-in health clinic complaining that she’d been hiccupping for three days straight. She went into the examination room, but she emerged three minutes later, screaming at the top of her lungs, and ran from the office.

The nurse rushed in and asked, “Doctor, what happened?”

“I simply told her she was pregnant,” the doctor said.

“I know that lady – she goes to my church! She’s 67 years old, widowed, and has eight grandchildren! You were only with her for a few minutes – how could you even test her for pregnancy?”

“I didn’t,” the doctor admitted. “But it sure cured her hiccups, didn’t it?”